"Women, take the Activia 14 day challenge!" It's a digestive aid: helps with occasional irregularity, and IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).
Oh, spare me this nonsense!
This is far easier and smarter: STOP EATING GODDAMN FLESH AND MILK, which, of course, is the primary cause of these issues. Or is this solution too simple and intuitive? These commercials are treating us like infants, truly ignorant infants at that.
Also, because even cow mom's and baby's yearn to be together.