An equation --

If there is one spot open in a household to be filled with an animal -- a "pet" --, there are two possible outcomes: that space can be filled with an animal who is currently in existence, or that spot can be filled with a non-existent animal that will be brought into existence for the specific end of filling that spot.

Given that animals are currently in existence, the latter option, if selected, by bringing another being into existence, will necessarily end in a homeless animal. If the former option is selected, this outcome will not come to pass given that the non-existent animal isn't brought into existence in the first place. 

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It's called an ad hominem.

Greg Gutfeld:

So in Bangor, Maine last week, two extremely hot girls in tiny yellow bikinis protested outside a KFC in the snow. Their names were Ashley and Krissy and, according to PETA, they're members of the group.

Right.

I guarantee that if you stop by any PETA meeting, you'd be crap out of luck finding anyone remotely like Ashley or Krissy. With the exception of Pam Anderson -- who, by the by, is not so much aging as she is rusting -- most animal rights activists aren't hot... or particularly social.

Fact is, their connection to animals is usually based on their alienation from humans.

PETA apparently was protesting KFC because -- get this -- when you fry chicken, it's not good for the chickens. But the press eats this stuff up because they love anything involving half-naked chicks. And so do I.

But there's a strategy behind these stunts. PETA hopes that the press overlooks the corrupt bedrock of animal rights: That a human is worth no more than a rat -- even a hot one.

Which is why PETA would gladly risk a bimbo getting pneumonia for a byline. But maybe they think that's the only way to get average guys involved in animal rights.

They're half right. Men will always enjoy looking at a hot chick in bikini, but it's not the stomach that's making that decision -- which is why there's always free wings at strip clubs.

And if you disagree with it, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

Definitionally, replying to an argument or a factual claim by attacking or appealing to a characteristic or belief of the person making the claim, rather than by addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence against the claim, is a fallacy.  

The process of proving or disproving the claim is thereby subverted, and the argumentum ad hominem works to change the subject.

In an attempt to clarify our position, I contacted Mr. Gutfeld directly with the following email.

Mr. Gutfield,

In response to "PETA Stunts Mask Corrupt Bedrock of Animal Rights," I wanted to correct one of your central premises: "PETA hopes that the press overlooks the corrupt bedrock of animal rights: That a human is worth no more than a rat..." That is inaccurate.

The philosophy of animal rights premises that in the capacity to suffer, all sentient beings are equal. From this premise, we derive the ethical principle of "equal consideration" as interests -- in not suffering, e.g.-- are intrinsically connected to the ethical concept of equality. However, this does not imply -- and I'm certain you know this -- "equal treatment."

Nonhuman animals and human animals are not "equal," in some descriptive manner; that's foolish. As it would be if you argued that all humans are "equal" in this manner. We are making a prescriptive, ethical, statement: All sentient beings have the capacity to suffer, therefore, our refusal to consider the suffering of all animals, human and nonhuman alike, amounts to a kind of prejudice. A prejudice that rests on a foundation of biologism, which is logically parallel to racism and sexism. If you disagree with this then please articulate a defense. However, to assume things about our position and then argue from that assumption is not only dishonest but it's just bad reasoning.

All animals are equal...in the capacity to suffer. Certain practices, then, follow. However, because humans have different capacities than a rat, for example, such as an interest in the future, a human is in fact "worth" (in interests) more than a rat.

Please correct your baseless accusation for honesty's sake.

Best,

Alex Melonas

Many people intuit that Fox News (Mr. Gutfeld's employer) is a corrupt organization. Therefore, poor journalism of this kind is to be expected. However, when someone articulates a position that is so clearly baseless, it is important for the more honest amongst us to lend them a helping hand. And so I did.

(Did you notice the inherent sexism in Mr. Gutfeld's article? His use of the word "bimbo" is telling; therefore, my appeal to reason -- i.e., biologisms such as sexism aren't ethically justifiable -- may not find a home in his conscience.)  

I could, of course, play along and nail Mr. Gutfeld with an ad hominem of my own, however, I like to prevail with facts and good reasoning -- call me crazy.   

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To the "reputable breeder" crowd:

"But this is the 'exception'..." goes the reply. And yet example after example is released for the public to see. When, then, does the "exception" become the rule?

Do not buy animals. Adopt, rescue, or otherwise help them. However, do not purchase. This is a difficult prescription given that companion animals exist and require (and are owed) our assistance and "pet stores" house some of these individuals. But our purchases necessarily perpetuate the industry. Educate, publicly picket, use legal mechanisms, open rescues: these are effective means. The animals will be cared for, however, do not be the reason to force breed another exploited animal for human profit.

I'm writing angry. The news of Joe Biden's purchase of a puppy from a breeder has been commented on by some within the animal rights movement. Here, here, and here for example. The mainstream media has also given this story some press.

Now to my rage. One such program in the M.S.M. world teased with a clip surrounding Biden's decision and the reaction, primarily from PETA, that followed. I made the only reasonable assumption: a stark discussion about the issue would follow. I was wrong. The story lasted thirty seconds and was essentially a mockery of our challenge, and the evidence that supports it. The message was not "Biden buys one, gets one killed": here's why this is true and why it's not ethical. But: "Why did he get a german shepard? Pugs are cuter."

The possibility for adding some public pseudo-merit (we of course win on the substance) to this discourse is intimately connected with the decisions made by the M.S.M. The mockery is clearly strategic, not substantive, but it does have a net negative effect on the movement to make our ethics consistent.

Biden made the wrong choice, as an ethical matter. This is objectively true if we really think suffering is a bad thing. However, if this challenge of ours is framed as "a joke," or with statements such as "It just is...," and "common sense tells us....," the impact of the message is deflected. This is a tactic; the language is used purposefully. It's at the same time a reflection of our prejudice and an attempt to fortify it. In our speciesist world, we are welcome consumers of these manufactured arguments. (This goes to prove my constant claim that the political message goes both ways: H.S.U.S. presents a challenge to speciesism, while childrens' books and McDonald's commercials, for example, present a counter message.) 

From Animal Person:

"Here's why this matters, at least to me. I'm not asking the guy to stop eating and wearing animals. Okay, that's not true; that's my nefarious goal. Look, everyone's watching Biden's every move and he knows that. His choice tells me that he can't see why saving a life and giving an animal a chance is more preferable than creating one to suit his needs.

And that scares me."

That is but one legitimate point that ought to be debated.

Here's the "why" (or one of them). From Earthlings: Pets

 

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