I found a great blog, which made me laugh like an idiot with my roommate for about thirty minutes today. The article in question is about Fifty mistakes women make during sex and most of them are more right on than anything else. It was a follow-up article for a lift of fifty mistakes men make and some of the stuff is hilarious.
Link be here.
Some of the greater ones include .. “16. Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you’re having sex? If you heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like “I stubbed my toe” “I ran up the steps” or “I was putting up drywall”.”

I just love the visual image I have of listening to yourself and thinking you are running up stairs, hihi.

“25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn’t suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move.”

There are a ton more and I cannot stop crying with laughter at the visual of some of them. Plus, I don’t think I came across one where I would say it isn’t true.

Oh, and for the original, Fifty things men shouldn’t do during sex go here: Link

She has become one of my new favourite daily reads now. Hah.

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I found a great blog, which made me laugh like an idiot with my roommate for about thirty minutes today. The article in question is about Fifty mistakes women make during sex and most of them are more right on than anything else. It was a follow-up article for a lift of fifty mistakes men make and some of the stuff is hilarious.
Link be here.
Some of the greater ones include .. “16. Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you’re having sex? If you heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like “I stubbed my toe” “I ran up the steps” or “I was putting up drywall”.”

I just love the visual image I have of listening to yourself and thinking you are running up stairs, hihi.

“25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn’t suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move.”

There are a ton more and I cannot stop crying with laughter at the visual of some of them. Plus, I don’t think I came across one where I would say it isn’t true.

Oh, and for the original, Fifty things men shouldn’t do during sex go here: Link

She has become one of my new favourite daily reads now. Hah.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 13th, 2007 at 7:35 am and is filed under The meaning of life, Boys. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.